Gary in the Long Johns


By:The Crew on 09/27/12



Too hot for Facebook. Too hot for Twitter. Just right for NastyPig.com. That's Gary. And those are our Long Johns. Mmmmm-hmmmm. 



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Today's Best Thing Ever: Morrissey Helps an Old Lady in a Bookstore


By:The Crew on 09/27/12


Morrissey was shopping in the photography section at our favorite NYC bookstore, the Strand, which, amazing, when disaster struck: a little old lady standing nearby collapsed. Our pals at Queerty have the scoop: 


"Morrissey, who was there alone, immediately rushed to her side and crouched on the ground to see if she was okay. She had just lost her bearings and was fine.


He picked up her stray belongings and asked if he could get her some water or call for help. She declined and collected her things and moved on. But my friend said she touched Morrissey’s cheek in gratitude! Obviously, she didn’t know who he was, just was touched by this act of kindness from a nice British man… He seemed very shaken up and flustered by the incident and left the store soon afterwards without buying anything."


Morrissey: he's basically a Boy Scout. An often very mean, pouty, depressive, amazing Boy Scout. 



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We Love: G.O.O.D. Music - Cruel Summer


By:The Crew on 09/26/12


"This record is everything." - Nasty Pig CEO. 


Enjoy. 



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Few things depress us more than the prospect of an impending global bacon shortage


By:The Crew on 09/25/12


Britain's amazingly named "National Pig Association" is warning that there will be a pig shortage next year, meaning that there will be less delicious bacon to go around.

This is appalling. How can the world's governments have allowed this to transpire? It's like 2008 for our taste buds. 


Luckly, we know that another kind of pig will help us fight our way through this desert, but it's still going to be difficult. For shame, pig farmers. Also: what are they going to do with all the surplus Applewood?



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Throwback Fridays: The Clipse f. Pharrell - Mr Me Too


By:The Crew on 09/14/12


Back in 2005, there was definitely a period at the Nasty Pig HQ in Chelsea when the second Clipse album, Hell Hath No Fury, was the constant soundtrack. And by constant, we mean that we never took it off and it just played on repeat over and over. Because seriously? That record is the best. And this track - well, let's just say that this track speaks to us. Uh huh. Uh huh. 



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Show Us Where You Stick It: Two Cute Boys, Two Cute Butts


By:The Crew on 09/13/12



Because all of the Twitter image hosting sites have decided that this picture is TOO HOT FOR TWEETS, we're posting it here. 


If you'd like to acquire a Nasty Pig sticker of your very own, note that we include one with every order we ship. 



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There Might Be Such a Thing as Too Gay, Guys


By:The Crew on 09/13/12



West Hollywood has installed rainbow crosswalks. 

Because it just wasn't gay enough in West Hollywood, guys!


Ahem. 



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Of course the shiniest lifeform on the planet is a fruit


By:The Crew on 09/11/12



This is the Pollia fruit. Per Discover Magazine, it's the shiniest living thing in the world.


"Why does Pollia have such bright fruit? Here’s a clue: you can’t eat them. Well, you can eat them, but there would be no point, because they provide next to no nourishment. They’re practically a dry seed-filled husk.Here’s another clue: Pollia grows in the same regions as another plant, Psychotria peduncularis, whichalso produces blue berries.


The team thinks that Pollia is mimicking the tasty blue fruits of its neighbour, tempting birds with the promise of tasty pulp, but rewarding them with nothing but seeds to carry. Alternatively, birds could collect the fruits to decorate their nests, or to use in mating displays. Either way, Pollia gets a free ride, and avoids having to spend energy on making sweet, nourishing tissues. It’s an evolutionary triumph of style over substance."


Pretty!



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Things We Are Thankful For: The New Nike NFL Uniforms


By:The Crew on 09/11/12



Enough said? Badonk. 



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