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Timber Thong - Timber

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Size: S
Size Charts
Underwear

Jock Straps and Briefs

Size Waist Size
S 28 - 30

M

31 - 33
L 34 - 36
XL 37 - 38
XXL 39 - 40

Accessories

Fitted Hats

Size Head (in)
S / M 21 - 22.5
L / XL 22.5 - 24

Harnesses

Size Chest (in)
S / M 37 - 41
L / XL 41 - 45

Playsheets

Size Length (in)
Width (in) Depth (in)
Full 101.5 78.5 14.5

Queen

104.5

84.5 14.5
Standard King 104.5 100.5 14.5
California King 110.5 96.5 14.5

Union Suits

Union Suit

Size Chest (in) Inseam (in)
S 36 29 1/2
M 38 30
L 40 30 1/2
XL 42 31
XXL 44 31 1/2

Tops

Tops (All)

Size Chest (in)
S 40

M

42
L 44
XL 46
XXL 48

Polo Shirt

Size Chest (in)
S 41

M

43
L 45
XL 47
XXL 49

Bottoms

NP Jean

Size Inseam (in)
28 33
29 33 1/4
30 33 1/2
31 33 3/4
32 34
33 34 1/4
34 34 1/2
36 35
38 35 1/2

Youtility Short

Size Waist (in) Inseam (in)
S 29 3 5/8
M 31 4
L 33 4 3/8
XL 35 4 3/4
XXL 37 5 1/8

Long Short

Size Waist (in) Inseam (in)
S 28 9 5/8
M 30 10
L 32 10 3/8
XL 34 10 3/4
XXL 36 11 1/8

Rugby Short

Size Waist (in) Inseam (in)
S 29 5 3/4
M 31 6 1/8
L 33 6 1/2
XL 35 6 7/8
XXL 37 7 1/4

Trunk Short

Size Waist (in) Inseam (in)
S 30 2 1/8
M 32 2 1/2
L 34 2 7/8
XL 36 3 1/4
XXL 38 3 5/8

NP Cut-Offs

Size Inseam (in)
28 9 1/4
29 9 1/2
30 9 3/4
31 10
32 10 1/4
33 10 1/2
34 10 3/4
36 11 1/8
38 11 1/2

Swim 

Bikini

Size Waist (in) Inseam (in)
S 28 2 3/4
M 30 3
L 32 3 1/4
XL 34 3 1/2
XXL 36 3 3/4

Square Cut

Size Waist (in) Inseam (in)
S 27 1/2 2 3/4
M 29 1/2 3
L 31 1/2 3 1/4
XL 33 1/2 3 1/2
XXL 35 1/2

3 3/4


Sunga

Size Waist (in) Inseam (in)
S 28 2 1/2
M 30 2 3/4
L 32 3
XL 34 3 1/4
XXL 36 3 1/2
Sale price104.63 NIS

Support your junk in style with the Timber Thong. The contoured pouch lifts and defines, while bold orange trim and a custom Nasty Pig camo print bring serious heat. Ride it high in the back with that barely-there waistband and signature logo patch. Light, tight, and ready to show off your wood.

Technical Info

• Custom Modal-Spandex Blend
• Triple Stitched Panels to Waistband Connection For Added Durability
• Flatlock Seams on Pouch For Added Comfort
• Snout Logo on Wearer’s Rear, Top Center
• NP Custom Camo Print

Care Instructions

• 95% Modal and 5% Spandex
• Machine Wash Warm, Separately
• Tumble Dry Low
• Non-Chlorine Bleach Only

Features & Benefits

Revered by competition bodybuilders, the Timber Thong shows off every inch of your body in this barely-there underwear. Made of custom modal-spandex, the front pouch is triple stitched to the waistband, so it will last the test of time. A micro Snout Logo on the rear panel is a fun surprise for any judge who leans in for a closer look.

RANCH HAND

The Nasty Pig ranch just got a few new horses. Ranch Hands is here — overalls made for getting down and dirty, and thongs that leave nothing to the imagination. We took Xavier, Dom Beeef, Kal, and Kota upstate NY, let them loose with horses, alpacas, and fields, and captured raw farm boy fantasy in motion. Real workman’s gear twisted into pure Nasty Pig attitude. Grab your overalls, cowboy — it’s time to saddle up.

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