Timber Thong - Timber

Underwear

Jock Straps and Briefs

Size	Waist Size
S	28 - 30
M	31 - 33
L	34 - 36
XL	37 - 38
XXL	39 - 40

Accessories

Fitted Hats

Size	Head (in)
S / M	21 - 22.5
L / XL	22.5 - 24

Harnesses

Size	Chest (in)
S / M	37 - 41
L / XL	41 - 45

Playsheets

Size	Length (in)	Width (in)	Depth (in)
Full	101.5	78.5	14.5
Queen	104.5	84.5	14.5
Standard King	104.5	100.5	14.5
California King	110.5	96.5	14.5

Union Suits

Union Suit

Size	Chest (in)	Inseam (in)
S	36	29 1/2
M	38	30
L	40	30 1/2
XL	42	31
XXL	44	31 1/2

Tops

Tops (All)

Size	Chest (in)
S	40
M	42
L	44
XL	46
XXL	48

Polo Shirt

Size	Chest (in)
S	41
M	43
L	45
XL	47
XXL	49

Bottoms

NP Jean

Size	Inseam (in)
28	33
29	33 1/4
30	33 1/2
31	33 3/4
32	34
33	34 1/4
34	34 1/2
36	35
38	35 1/2

Youtility Short

Size	Waist (in)	Inseam (in)
S	29	3 5/8
M	31	4
L	33	4 3/8
XL	35	4 3/4
XXL	37	5 1/8

Long Short

Size	Waist (in)	Inseam (in)
S	28	9 5/8
M	30	10
L	32	10 3/8
XL	34	10 3/4
XXL	36	11 1/8

Rugby Short

Size	Waist (in)	Inseam (in)
S	29	5 3/4
M	31	6 1/8
L	33	6 1/2
XL	35	6 7/8
XXL	37	7 1/4

Trunk Short

Size	Waist (in)	Inseam (in)
S	30	2 1/8
M	32	2 1/2
L	34	2 7/8
XL	36	3 1/4
XXL	38	3 5/8

NP Cut-Offs

Size	Inseam (in)
28	9 1/4
29	9 1/2
30	9 3/4
31	10
32	10 1/4
33	10 1/2
34	10 3/4
36	11 1/8
38	11 1/2

Swim

Bikini

Size	Waist (in)	Inseam (in)
S	28	2 3/4
M	30	3
L	32	3 1/4
XL	34	3 1/2
XXL	36	3 3/4

Square Cut

Size	Waist (in)	Inseam (in)
S	27 1/2	2 3/4
M	29 1/2	3
L	31 1/2	3 1/4
XL	33 1/2	3 1/2
XXL	35 1/2	3 3/4

Sunga

Size	Waist (in)	Inseam (in)
S	28	2 1/2
M	30	2 3/4
L	32	3
XL	34	3 1/4
XXL	36	3 1/2

Features & Benefits

Revered by competition bodybuilders, the Timber Thong shows off every inch of your body in this barely-there underwear. Made of custom modal-spandex, the front pouch is triple stitched to the waistband, so it will last the test of time. A micro Snout Logo on the rear panel is a fun surprise for any judge who leans in for a closer look.

RANCH HAND

The Nasty Pig ranch just got a few new horses. Ranch Hands is here — overalls made for getting down and dirty, and thongs that leave nothing to the imagination. We took Xavier, Dom Beeef, Kal, and Kota upstate NY, let them loose with horses, alpacas, and fields, and captured raw farm boy fantasy in motion. Real workman’s gear twisted into pure Nasty Pig attitude. Grab your overalls, cowboy — it’s time to saddle up.

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